his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
I feel like this accurately describes my life
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
- me: *owns 264 unread books*
- me: *buys 17 new books*
- me: *rereads harry potter*
I got nine lives
Usin’ every one of them and runnin’ wild